What demented minds came up with all this rubbish?

<-- DEREK

Derek was one of the world's foremost authorities on the occult and conspiracies, until THEY got to him. Now he makes a living writing game modules and entertaining at children's parties where he is unpopular due to his tendency to grab the kids by the throat when they annoy him.

DAVE -->

Dave is the guy who put together this site so blame him for all the screw-ups and typos. He likes weapons and lives in his 14-level bunker in an undisclosed but heavily mined area. Dave is currently wanted by the authorities on the charge of owning far too many RKA foci.



<-- DAN

Dan has fled the country.


DANIEL -->

Daniel is a space brain. He makes "hmmm" noises frequently and occasionally says "Yurf." Daniel is a quiet guy who mostly keeps to himself.... Now where have I heard that before? He dislikes streams & otters, but he has 3 levels in his Nudging skill.



<--ANDY

Andy is the resident expert on anything Asian, especially if they wear those tall black leather boots and stockings and maybe have really big firm.... Oh, sorry, I got carried away. He has an Art degree but works with computers where he consumes RAM like a sumo wrestler consumes rice. Andy is out of the country as I write this so I can mock him.

DOUG -->

Doug recently quit his teaching job at Cornell and his day job at The Washington Post so that he could return to California and watch his friends argue over how the campaign is going to be set up. He is secretly working the others into a frenzy and at some point will "accidentally" leave a razor-sharp filet knife and a jar of acid between Andy and Derek.

<-- MIKE

Mike is seen here moments before unleashing a mighty haymaker on an unsuspecting toon.






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